Eat Hoof!!

saberspinner:

feminismisahatemovement:

HIS FACE

OH MY GOSH

You never realize how much of a carnivor you are until you live with a woman who isn’t ‘into’ meat… therefor rarely buys it. She’s not a vegan or vegetarian, just doesn’t like meat???

how can you not be ‘into’ meat? Woman I’ve had your burgers and your meatloaf… I’d have them every day! All I’m asking for is some sliced turkey! Something!!!

nineprotons:

hippopotamus-hi-tops:

things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:

  • get out
  • fuck you
  • shut the fuck up
  • oh my god why
  • you need to stop
  • you’re not funny
  • that was terrible

Husband gives me a Look and says, “NO.”

zemiki:

batman-mudafuka:

Cats are literally the cutest nerds ever

That first one. He’s in like cat heaven omg lol

kaijubrains:

danmeth:

The North American Cryptid MapA comprehensive guide to the whereabouts of (possibly fake) real monsters.

Jeez, so many Nessie clones. Get some originality America. Also, this graph shows how cool cryptids are- they’re stupid as hell and rad as fuck

kaijubrains:

danmeth:

The North American Cryptid Map
A comprehensive guide to the whereabouts of (possibly fake) real monsters.

Jeez, so many Nessie clones. Get some originality America. Also, this graph shows how cool cryptids are- they’re stupid as hell and rad as fuck

OC Art Meme!!!

imagine-your-oc:

Send a number and I’ll draw my OC:

  1. In what they normally wear
  2. In what I’m currently wearing
  3. In a school uniform
  4. In swimwear
  5. In underwear
  6. With no clothes on
  7. In winter clothes
  8. In fancy clothes
  9. Making 3 different expressions
  10. Standing on their hands
  11. With their favorite animal
  12. Hanging out with a friend
  13. Sitting on the couch
  14. Doing something they don’t normally do
  15. Eating
  16. Playing a sport
  17. Beaten up
  18. As a kid/adult
  19. Wearing a funny hat
  20. Sleeping
Inside the Actor’s Studio Meme

So the purpose of this meme is to give a little info on your muses without having to rely on others to fill your ask with meme questions. I know how disappointing it can be to come back to an empty ask so I wanted to create a meme that anyone and everyone can do (mun and muse). The rules are simple, you do not need to be tagged to fill out the questions, but once you have you must reblog and tag 10 of your followers to spread the love (as well as add a question of your own to the bonus section). You can fill it out as many times as your heart desires (we all know muses can change with their character development.) Tagged by heniimagic

10 Questions:

1. What is your favorite word?:

"To say? I don’t believe I have a favorite. I do love hearing ‘dearheart’ … it reminds me of my mother."

2. What is your least favorite word?:

"Knife-ear"

3. What turns you on?:

"When he lets me have control."

4. What turns you off?:

"When the blasted dog jumps onto the bed…"

5. What sound do you love?:

"Hearing my baby boy call for me. My son’s voice calms me instantly."

6. What sound do you hate?:

"Clocks… Watches… The ticking drives me mad"

7. What is your favorite curse word?:

"Insect? I don’t have a favorite curse."

8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?:

"Engineering… If I had to pick, and only so I can build my own arm if it gets ruined again. I’d never give up on my alchemy."

9. What profession would you not like to do?:

"Cooking. I’m sure my husband would take all the pots away from me anyway."

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?:

"They’re all okay."

Bonus Questions:

1. Something most people don’t know about you?:

"I fear my anger as much as they do…"

2. If you were one of the seven sins which would you be?:

"Pride."

3.What are some notable merits and flaws?:

Merits: “I’m a strong matriarch and loving mother.”

Flaws: “I’m addicted… Power, ale, …drugs. I’m also admittedly vain.”

4. Sexual Preference?:

"Straight."

5. What position do you sleep in?:

"Up against the wall-side of our bed. Facing Zauberei if not resting on him."

6. Favorite sexual position?:

"On top, or against the wall."

7. If they could change one thing about their lives, what would it be?:

"Control over my rage."

8. Do they see themselves as good, or evil?:

"…I don’t know anymore."

9. Is there anyone, or anything they would die for?

"My children."

10. Do they find themselves attractive or not?

"… in the right dress, I suppose."

11. What is their worst fear?

"I’ll hurt my children…"

12. Are you superstitious?

"Very."

13. Would you like to have children/more children?

"Not right now… no.’

|tagging|| (Feel free to do this for an alt if you’ve already done this!)

za-boo-baby vendrinn crystal-pyre xcaliburmyte andarion spectrezerg zyralith kelpup commander-kulan malvalen

vyetta:

WOOT! 200 Followers!
I’ve been bored lately with nothing to draw so this is the PERFECT EXCUSE to throw up a giveaway (and use as a test run for commissions). I will be choosing from a random number generator
IF YOU WIN
You can choose bust or full body of your toon or OC. Please have references!!! There will be two winners! I will tag you in a post the day winners are chosen
Sep 19th - Oct 1st
Rules:
-MUST Be following me-Every reblog and like counts as one!! But if you feel like reblogging it over and over, more power to you-That’s it!! Have fun!!
WILL DO
Furries (includes worgen, Tauren, and Charr)
STANDING poses with SIMPLE clothing (No armor unless minimal)
Humanoids
Fanart of anime/TV show/Whatever
Headshots of side, 3 quarter, or front
Colors or black and white
Topless, male or female 
Draenei
Miqo’te or Mithra (not opposed to male Mithra)
WILL NOT DO
Fully Nekkid
Gore
Porn/Yiff
Topless Furries with nipples????
Armor
Mecha
…Asura (SORRY)
Gnomes
Lalafell or Tarutaru
Bare feet (that aren’t hooves or paws)
Scalies 


Ending soon!!

vyetta:

WOOT! 200 Followers!

I’ve been bored lately with nothing to draw so this is the PERFECT EXCUSE to throw up a giveaway (and use as a test run for commissions). I will be choosing from a random number generator

IF YOU WIN

You can choose bust or full body of your toon or OC. Please have references!!! There will be two winners! I will tag you in a post the day winners are chosen

Sep 19th - Oct 1st

Rules:

-MUST Be following me
-Every reblog and like counts as one!! But if you feel like reblogging it over and over, more power to you
-That’s it!! Have fun!!

WILL DO

  • Furries (includes worgen, Tauren, and Charr)
  • STANDING poses with SIMPLE clothing (No armor unless minimal)
  • Humanoids
  • Fanart of anime/TV show/Whatever
  • Headshots of side, 3 quarter, or front
  • Colors or black and white
  • Topless, male or female 
  • Draenei
  • Miqo’te or Mithra (not opposed to male Mithra)

WILL NOT DO

  • Fully Nekkid
  • Gore
  • Porn/Yiff
  • Topless Furries with nipples????
  • Armor
  • Mecha
  • …Asura (SORRY)
  • Gnomes
  • Lalafell or Tarutaru
  • Bare feet (that aren’t hooves or paws)
  • Scalies 




Ending soon!!

clawojormag:

i have a problem with makeover kits.

serpentbloom:

Estra doodle before working on commissions 

serpentbloom:

Estra doodle before working on commissions 

anchoriteyuulis:

This took me like, forever. Put a lot of work into coloring those effing beads.

anchoriteyuulis:

This took me like, forever. Put a lot of work into coloring those effing beads.

frusenfell:

Commission for Mark!

frusenfell:

Commission for Mark!

savant-ollphanda:

gw2fungi:

 for savant-ollphanda !
I think I have a crush on her (ノ; u ;)ノ

Ooh she’s so gorgeous!! I might have a crush as well. x’3
Thank you so much! This was really worth the money. *^* ♥♥♥

savant-ollphanda:

gw2fungi:

 for savant-ollphanda !

I think I have a crush on her (ノ; u ;)ノ

Ooh she’s so gorgeous!! I might have a crush as well. x’3

Thank you so much! This was really worth the money. *^* ♥♥♥